Today’s Minilogue Topic: Rush Limbaugh
Conservative broadcaster and fat piece of shit, Rush Limbaugh has lashed out at Obama for helping to aid the Haitians after their devastating earthquake, questioning his motives. He’s also told his audience not to donate to any relief efforts.
1. Limbaugh’s outlandish comments may be an attempt to cover up reports that the earthquake began when he fell out of bed.
2. Piggybacking on the Haitians’ request for clean water donations, Limbaugh has requested donations of clean urine.
3. Pat Robinson blames the earthquake on his theory that the Haitians made a deal with the devil. He blames Limbaugh’s existence on a similar deal his parents made.
