Today’s Minilogue Topic: Mark McGwire
Today former A and Cardinal (and current Cardinal hitting coach) Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids throughout his career.
1. The announcement prompted the Cardinals to change the name of McGwire’s position from hitting coach to no-shitting coach.
2. In other revelation news: Amy Winehouse has admitted to frequent drug use.
3. McGwire also revealed that prior to being named a coach for the Cardinals, his job was coaching republicans how to be vague and dishonest at congressional hearings.
